Thursday, April 25, 2013

The Important Question

Hi, have you ever heard of GOOGLE FUCKING MAPS??!!?

I Was Hoping You Were An Alien Life Form

Last time I checked, human females have two breasts. And despite loving how awesome my TWO breasts are, I can't see myself giving in and feeding the monster by telling you the size. Didn't anyone ever tell you that size doesn't matter, honey?