I Can Jizz All By Myself

At least he accurately named himself...

Illiterate And Proud Of It

I know you're wondering exactly what the problem is with this message. Taken at face value it seems rather benign. But, let me just show you the part of my profile where I talk about music:

Yep, that entire paragraph is solely about music. So, now who's the asshole?

I Can Use A Ruler!!

Plays Well With Others

Usually, I bleep out the user names of these guys just to be nice, but this was just too rich. All I've ever wanted out of life is a man in my bed I can call Daddy who has never heard of the period--the simplest of all the punctuation.

Doc, even if I could read this bullshit you call a message, I would still have to pass on lunch. It's not you. It's me. Ok, that's a lie. It's all you.