Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Nothing says Classy...

Like "jager bombs" and cuddling on the couch....

Look! He learned how to copy and paste!!


I received this charming little message today when I checked my inbox. 


Just reading this, you might think it isn't right for me to make fun of a guy who seems so sincere yet obviously has a little trouble using words (as well as periods. there's not one fucking period in the entire message). But, here's the thing... He says, "I am looking for a good woman that is nice and has a good heart and will love you for who you are and now what you got and that is not in to head games..." 

My profile explicitly states I am not looking for love of any kind. So why even contact me? This asshole didn't read a fucking word of my profile. He saw my pic, and thought "why not? she might not be half bad if she had long hair" and sent me a message copied mistake for mistake directly from his profile with his phone number in place of his music tastes. So, he's blatantly lazy on top of everything else. 

OHHH! and that whole "love you for who you are and not what you got" bit? Here's a little bit of truth. Women, at least educated and goal driven women like myself, really want someone who is equally goal driven. You don't have to be the richest guy in the world, but if you aren't motivated enough to get the fuck off your ass and work towards something better--whether it's in your career, your home, your appearance, or otherwise, you should expect someone to get tired of your bullshit and move on. There is no way, at all, ever that I could be happy for any amount of time sitting around watching television as my only hobby for the next 40 years. No, it isn't about "what you got" at all; it's about what you're not.