Thursday, October 6, 2011

Shirtless Wonder


Look, guys...just because you have abs doesn't mean you're worth my or anybody's time. Even if I were superficial enough to be mesmerized by a muscular physique (which I'm not), eventually I'd just get bored and make fun of you.

So, thanks for the compliment you sent me in your message. I appreciate it, but I think I'll pass. You have nothing to offer except an ego problem and boredom.

Balance is the key. If you want to have abs I can wash my clothes on then get a little culture so you can have something to talk about while I'm washing. Thanks.
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2 comments:

  1. SarahOctober 6, 2011 at 9:10 AM

    I really have a hard time believing all these guys have had relationships that last more than 3 months.

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  2. jenniyOctober 6, 2011 at 9:30 AM

    from what i hear, the number of intelligent, attractive women on plenty of fish is actually less than men. so. that might explain it. there are plenty of idiot women for shirtless wonder to choose from, but it's the typical drama-filled, makeup/breakup bullshit relationships, i'm sure.

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