I'm not a supermodel--not even close. I realize this. But fuck...men have this whole philosophy that if they never step up to bat, they'll never hit a homer. While admirable in some ways, it's also pretty laughable. I mean, what does this guy possibly think will happen from messaging me?
(stop yelling at me, asshole)
You mean the snarky, tattooed, educated writer mom isn't too impressed by the semi-literate, high school educated, drug-free, baptist guy? But he said you were PRETTY!
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