First of all, if this guy had read my profile instead of just looking at the picture, he'd realize I probably wouldn't be interested. "I am looking for some good times lol." Is that some sort of inside joke that I will understand once I go out with this guy and end up being tortured in some abandoned house? I admire honesty, but I don't understand what's so funny about saying you just want to hook up. If you're going to have the balls to say it, then don't giggle in the corner like a fucking child afterwards. Also, "make women squirt" is probably one of the least attractive phrases I have ever read in a message like this. If he gets lucky with any messages he sends, I imagine he has to double bag it because he isn't aiming for high quality here.
To make matters worse, here's his profile:
I'd like to know a little bit about someone before I sleep with them. Good conversation is the best aphrodisiac, and apparently all I'll get from this guy is an STD.
Apparently he's narcoleptic as well. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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