Usually, I bleep out the user names of these guys just to be nice, but this was just too rich. All I've ever wanted out of life is a man in my bed I can call Daddy who has never heard of the period--the simplest of all the punctuation.
Doc, even if I could read this bullshit you call a message, I would still have to pass on lunch. It's not you. It's me. Ok, that's a lie. It's all you.
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