"im outgoin i like to go out and have fun with friends & meet new ones. im 24 have a beautiful lil girl that is 2, she is my everything i go to the gym everyday its my second home, i like to hunt fish and much more. if you want to know more as me :)"
Because every woman's wet dream is a shirtless man in sweatpants holding dead, wet fish....
Dear Fisherman,
Please put a shirt on. I'm not really turned on by the fact that I could wash your Hanes briefs on your abs. But, nice try...I'm sure you were hoping it would distract me from how ridiculous you sound. I'm sure it will work on someone with half my IQ so good luck to you.
Love,
Me
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