Death of a Dating Profile
Thursday, April 25, 2013
The Important Question
Hi, have you ever heard of GOOGLE FUCKING MAPS??!!?
I Was Hoping You Were An Alien Life Form
Last time I checked, human females have two breasts. And despite loving how awesome my TWO breasts are, I can't see myself giving in and feeding the monster by telling you the size. Didn't anyone ever tell you that size doesn't matter, honey?
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