Whine And Cheese

Mustache Ride

No, it isn't you being a cop that scares me. It's everything else. Especially that mustache...

Insanity Plea

Because tattoos near my collarbones can be considered tit tattoos. 

P.S. Having the words Mad and Crazy as part of your username is probably not a good idea. Might make you seem a little on the unstable side...unstable like jealous stalker. Also, having a video game poster over your shoulder makes me think you still live at home with your mom because you spend more time screwing fake hookers on a game rather than actually doing anything constructive with your life. 

xxxNOxxx

For one, "bad girl undercover" is just ridiculous. It is in no way flattering. Obviously, you didn't read my profile or you would have realized that saying something this fucking stupid and cheesy would get you nowhere. When I looked at your profile, I understood, though. I realized that, in no way, are you intelligent enough to comprehend anything I said. Unfortunately for you, I don't mercy-fuck idiots. 

Sticky Lenses

 God damn I don't want herpes. Or any other STD for that matter...

And, really... I dream every single day about blowing a guy who can't discuss more than 1 sentence about himself.

Way Too Much

For one, I bet you fucking would.

For another, there will never be a man in all the world who could be considered "too much" for me. And, just so you know, I have no idea what "Halla" means but you can rest assured that I didn't message you back not because I am afraid of what you might have in your pants but because I would rather shoot myself in the head than allow you to buy me dinner much less actually see you naked.

Beavis. Or Maybe Butthead.

HA.. Never heard that one before. No really. Tell me another Climax joke. My profile only says I've heard every Climax joke known to man and that you should probably skip that part of your message. But go ahead and try the most unoriginal Climax joke you could possibly use. It just might work this time especially since this one has a typo. Let's see...

Wait, no. Sorry, buddy, but it didn't.