Who Are We Talking About?

I'm confused. Are we talking about me or the girl from the last profile you looked at?

Wow!

Why do you assholes always say that--that I shouldn't be on a dating site? Did it ever occur to you that maybe I don't want to be with anyone? Or that even when I do date someone, I'm still free to talk to whoever the fuck I want to talk to? Or that maybe just maybe I won't settle for any dickhead that shows me some attention? Leave it alone already. I'm on here because I want to be not because I can't leech myself on to the first available swinging dick I come across.

But, thanks for the compliments.

Your What?

He doesn't deserve me bleeping out his stupid fucking name.

Repeat Performance

I read the message loud and clear the first time, asshole. What it said was: You didn't read a word of my profile and have absolutely nothing to say in an actual discussion. You're not going to read my profile, either. I'd have to carry all the conversations while you eagerly waited for me to get bored and send you a picture of my tits. That's so very sweet, but I really wouldn't waste a perfectly awesome tit picture. !!!

I Like You, Your Highness

I have subjects? Really? Because I've always sort of dreamed of being a Queen. Who would have thought I was royalty all this time and never even knew....

Chatterbox

Is it just me or does "chat" sound like something completely juvenile? Also, after not responding to the first message, the answer was no. NO. What I bet is that he forgot all about sending this message the first time. He probably has this sentence ready to copy and paste at any given moment. It's not flattering to be the victim of copycat messaging, boys.

Choice Name

Rimshot, really, lol